the homegirl calls meeh recently...heartbroken over some lame asz niglet...why...cuz he played hella games+wasnt sure of what he wanted+hella insecure= the conclusion of their "relationship"...all i cudd do was give her mah advice based on previous doodes i talked to...which ove course lead to meeh tellin her..."FUxx NixxAs!" so then i had to really break it down && even ask mahself questions...starting with...
"why is it that doodes feel the need to constantly play games?"
is it that they are so used to sitting in front ove the television with their XBOZ 360 and PS3 controllers stuck in their hand that they have confused reality with an video game?
seriously...these days it seems as if doodes bring more drama && games to the able then doodettes...this bringing meeh to the title ove mah post...
"MEN are the NEW BiTChES SYNDROME"
true asz statement...i swear...some of the symptoms include:
they complain about everything
hella insecure
faaatttt jealous && want yuh to stay home DAiLY w them
hella emotional buh stay frontin'
playin games to get yuhr attention
hella be tryna cuddle up when yuh DONT want to
(buh ove course front a.b this as well..ha ha)
&& i know its nawt just meeh feelin like this cuz a few of the homegirls have reported their doodes as having the same exact symptoms..h aha...
dont get meeh wrong...i love to stay home with mah hubbz && cuddle it up...buh im nawt gonna have a bitch fit if we're in the car && hes talking on the phone (unless its the WHOLE damn ride..i mean thats just rude..lol) or if he wants to go out with his homebois...
No...ima do meeh...NAWT as in cheating
{daygo dooettes are quick to be like.."oh hes goin out girl...well im goin out too.." then they go fuxx some niglet ..regret it...have an arguument with their doode..get mad...blurt out they fuxx'd some niglet..&& then what do we have??? DRAMA..ha ha}
buh "do meeh" as in okai...hes's goin out with his bois..well maybe i'll take this time to catch up on some homework or do a hobbie of my own (shopping..haha) or go hang with my girls && have a girls night...
doodes on the other hand CAN NOT do this...
it is both physically && mentally inpossible(sometimes emotionally)
the second a female wants to go spend some eime with her dooettes...here comes this niglet...talking about how yall dont spend enuff time together && yuhr lways tryna go out && dahtity dah dah...
this rii here is when yuhr doode has just turned BiTCH on yuh...
actually one of the first symptoms..as i listed above..yep.."complaining"..
doodes ARE NOT suppose to act like this...they are suppose to be confident in what they are doing at home//in their relationship...
i mean c'mon..why trip if yuh know that she's gonna come rii back home to yuh?
(cuz hes insecure...another symptom..lol)
&& plus if yuh got that "tony the tiger" syndrome
{everything about yuh is GrRRRrrreat..from yalls mental connect to yalls phyical connection}
then why wudd she even contemplate cheating?
unless yuh have that MNB syndrome && yurh sex is wack..ha ha
NoOOo..im nawt saying relationships are awl about sex..buh lets just be honest..the one of the only reason a doode trips about his girl going out is because hes afraid she'll cheat && find something better (sex && connection wise) so thats where sex comes into play...
oh shit....i lost mah train of thought ............fuxx it...
basically with niglets constantly actin like bitches these days...females cheating is only a hop skip && jump away..h aha...&& when i say bitches i dont neccessarily mean doodes because we know anyone can be a bitch..from yuhr grand ma to yuhr liddle nephew...haha && that rii there is a true asz statement... so this goes for both doodes && dooodettes...awl that drama..is really unnecessary!
besides MNB syndrome..another issue that will have yuhr significant other cheating in a flash is Fluking...buh thats really a whole nother topic...im OUT..woMAN DOWN!!!holla at a gangsta(thats meeh)
with diamondz && dunkz
mizs dunkz
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