=//14 dates in 14 days\\=

"Hi! My name is Natalia Dunkz, and I am a single female addicted to retail"

ha ha..okai okai...so i live in San Diego also known as "daygo" to us natives..lol...if yuh arent from here then yuh DO NOT understand how hard it is to find a decent doode! caucasian, african american, hispanic, guamanian...ha ha..no matter the race..they are just hard to come by and althoe i am only 21 years yung i have talked to many doodes (no nawt fuxx'd many doodes or dated many doodes..just talked to em..ha) && have realized that besides mah boyfriend of 4 years (who passed away...r.i.p) im just nawt gonna find that doode who matchs mah fly && is actually a GOOD doode...at least nawt in daygo. But..yeah there is always a BUT..h aha...some ove mah doodettes dont feel the same way. why? i dunno...they seem to think that i just need to get out a liddle more && make mah self more available (which is odd because honestly i am out alot..i mean for goodness sakes im a shop-a-holic....that means i go out to shop..plus the gym...&& ballet class && grocery shopping && etc.) buh yuh get it right. i DO go out...now they make mahself MORE availabe thing..thats complicated..i mean every doode i know tells meeh basically the same thing after they finally talk to meeh && get to know meeh..

"i thought yuh wudd be __________" (insert one)

a. uppity b. a bitch c. rude && ignore me d. all of the above

so see..its nawt meeh! i mean if yuh just go off mah appearance && feel intimidated then thats YUH! i mean i seem available to meeh...mah ring finger is freezing cold && nawt from a cocaine type diamond ring...nooo..from the single symdrome...h aha..yeah i was recently diagnosed with that lame shit!lol...

buh back to the point...since mah doodettes feel that there are good doodes out here && that i need to open up more..then i challenged those hoes...told them i'd agree to go on dates or hanging out sessions with at least 14 doodes ...just to prove mah point...

"daygo is full ove lames && no good doodes exist here"

so with that being said...i have started the process! i have gone on a few && will be writting reviews on every date giving yuh guys every single detail! ha ha...this shudd be interesting...

smo0ches && dUeces

t. dunkz

p.s... many feel im picky buh i like to call it standardized...

i just want a doode who meets mah standards..is that so hard?
in daygo...most likely..lol